I was listening to the radio at work the other day and my most favorite (well almost most favorite) song ever in life came on. As I was dancing around in my seat, grooving to the tunes, I realized that I don't just like this song because it's awesome, I like it because the video is AMAZING!!! Video in question:
mY tOP 5 dANce vIDeOS evER iN liFE....
I was listening to the radio at work the other day and my most favorite (well almost most favorite) song ever in life came on. As I was dancing around in my seat, grooving to the tunes, I realized that I don't just like this song because it's awesome, I like it because the video is AMAZING!!! Video in question:

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mUSic fOR yOUr minD...
CA DMV... shOOt YOursELvES...
Me: Hi, I'm a new resident and I need to change my license over
DMV imbecile: I'll just need your Out-of State license and your birth certificate.
::Hands over documents::
DMV imbecile: This birth certificate isn't real--I've never seen one that looks like this before, it seems like a fake.
Me: ::thinking "duh, you idiot":: Of course you've never seen it before--It's a DC birth certificate. It's real.
(DMV guy calls over three different DMV employees who are also as asinine as he is)
DMV imbecile: I could have you arrested right now for providing fake documents. Wait back here while I check this out.
Me: ::Looking at him like the moron he is:: Why don't you go online or make a call or something. I assure you I'm not some crazy terrorist or illegal immigrant--I just want a new license.
(DMV guy searches the web and calls DC DMV ..who knows what he was thinking--like they were going to answer..LOL)
DMV imbecile: It checks out--it seems as if you're not going to jail today. The DC birth certificate just looks different than ours.
Me: (after an hour and 30min of wasted time) What gave it away? ::As I walked away with my new license::
coOL piX THurS... er...WeDNEsdaYS....




