Me: Hi, I'm a new resident and I need to change my license over
DMV imbecile: I'll just need your Out-of State license and your birth certificate.
::Hands over documents::
DMV imbecile: This birth certificate isn't real--I've never seen one that looks like this before, it seems like a fake.
Me: ::thinking "duh, you idiot":: Of course you've never seen it before--It's a DC birth certificate. It's real.
(DMV guy calls over three different DMV employees who are also as asinine as he is)
DMV imbecile: I could have you arrested right now for providing fake documents. Wait back here while I check this out.
Me: ::Looking at him like the moron he is:: Why don't you go online or make a call or something. I assure you I'm not some crazy terrorist or illegal immigrant--I just want a new license.
(DMV guy searches the web and calls DC DMV ..who knows what he was thinking--like they were going to answer..LOL)
DMV imbecile: It checks out--it seems as if you're not going to jail today. The DC birth certificate just looks different than ours.
Me: (after an hour and 30min of wasted time) What gave it away? ::As I walked away with my new license::
CA DMV... shOOt YOursELvES...
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LMAO That is exactly why you need to come home! Meanwhile my license is suspended...
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