My simple errand to pick up my son's birth certificate from the court house turned into the wedding crashing event of the millennium.
Me: (Walks in building and to the front desk) Hi, where do I go to get a copy of my son's birth certificate?
Front Desk Lady: Room 148
Me: Thanks!
I walked to room 148 and there were two of them--148a and 148b...I walked into A.
Me: (Opens door to a wedding in progress) Oops! I'm so sorry! (As I shamefully hang my head and try to back out gracefully)
Random Wedding Guest: No, no, no, no! Come! Come in! Please!
Me: Oooookay
Random Wedding Guest: (Hands me a glass of sparkling cider as the wedding is in progress) Welcome!
So, I drank my sparkling cider and watched this wedding--which was beautiful by the way and once the wedding was over, I said my congrats and attempted to leave out.
Random Wedding Guest: No, no, no! Pictures! Please!
Me: No, I couldn't...
Random Wedding Guest: Yes! Come! (As he pulls me into the pic with the ENTIRE family...including the bride and groom)
I finally finagled my way out and got my son's birth certificate, but what a way to spend your lunch!
True Story.
Me: (Walks in building and to the front desk) Hi, where do I go to get a copy of my son's birth certificate?
Front Desk Lady: Room 148
Me: Thanks!
I walked to room 148 and there were two of them--148a and 148b...I walked into A.
Me: (Opens door to a wedding in progress) Oops! I'm so sorry! (As I shamefully hang my head and try to back out gracefully)
Random Wedding Guest: No, no, no, no! Come! Come in! Please!
Me: Oooookay
Random Wedding Guest: (Hands me a glass of sparkling cider as the wedding is in progress) Welcome!
So, I drank my sparkling cider and watched this wedding--which was beautiful by the way and once the wedding was over, I said my congrats and attempted to leave out.
Random Wedding Guest: No, no, no! Pictures! Please!
Me: No, I couldn't...
Random Wedding Guest: Yes! Come! (As he pulls me into the pic with the ENTIRE family...including the bride and groom)
I finally finagled my way out and got my son's birth certificate, but what a way to spend your lunch!
True Story.
I can't make this stuff up!
1 comments:
lmao If this is made up you need to write a novel!
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